Monday, August 17, 2009

Hey all,

As promised, here are some pictures of our new lifestyle. Enjoy, and please leave a comment!


This is the view of our property from the street.



Walking across the top paddocks, looking towards the cliffs.

Coco and CJ enjoy the view.

When you climb up to the top of the cliff and look around, this is what you see:


Jed Clampett lives here. No, wait, that's our house!


We have a minimal kitchen, with a woodburner for heating the house, and making hot water.



The view from the living room, out through the french doors.


Such a sunny living room, but a wee bit cold in the winter....


This is how Levi gets up to his room. It's an old ship's ladder!


Levi's room.


The view from Levi's window, toward the street.


The view from Levi's other window.


Our shed is a dumping ground for all our stuff. This is a project for another day.


In the rear of the shed, we built a work room for our business.



Blue skies are common around here.



Luka on the day she arrived at our farm.


Gail and Tinna enjoy a moment together.


Tinna romps in the tall grass.


Levi rides the Headless Horse.


We have four cows. The pretty red one is Bessie, our Jersey cow. She will be our milk cow once her calf is born in September. Zim is in love with her. Don't tell Gail.


What a nice place to live! This picture puts our house into its proper setting. Someone once phrased it this way: our "house" is 20 acres, but only part of it is inside.


Levi relaxes in the living room.


In June, our neighbor Eric helped us out by ploughing our veggie garden, which is a quarter of an acre.


The next day was the winter solstice. We had a huge bonfire and invited many of our friends.


We are still active in the Jewish community. One of the visiting rabbis came to pay a house call, and we tied one on.


Another view of the house, after we removed some of the rubbish. Humble on the outside, but nice on the inside.



Zim runs the tractor through the garden with the rotary hoe attachment.

Gail takes a turn.


Luka and Tinna relax in their paddock.

Zim has been taking life drawing classes.


There's a story in this next picture. We talked to Mom and Dad one Sunday morning, and they told us how their friends were envious of our lifestyle. Later that day, we had to excavate our grey water system, because the grease trap was plugged up. In the midst of the stench, we thought to take this picture to show how good our life really is.


Baby lambs are so cute! Today is the second anniversary of our arrival in New Zealand. As a special gift, Uni the one-horned ewe gave birth to triplets!We had to assist with two of the births, as they weren't in the right position to come out. Don't ask if you don't want to know.
Uni says thanks. Actually, she says bleahhhh.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Life on the farm

As many of you know, we moved to New Zealand with the intention to have a self-sufficient lifestyle. While no one in this culture can be truly self-sufficient, we wanted to grow the majority of our own food, and only rely on the economy for things like clothing and incidentals. We have found that this is very possible to do.

We bought a twenty-acre piece of land, with a small, single-occupant cabin, a large utility shed, some reasonable fencing, and plenty of good soil. We've been living on the farm since mid-April. It took us a while to clean up the rubbish, find places for our stuff, and adjust to the new lifestyle. My gosh, there's a lot to learn!

First off, we had to move onto the property, which had nothing that could accomodate a family. We decided to renovate the old cabin in such a way as to make it work for three people. The previous owner had let it get rather run-down, and parts of it were rotting, literally falling apart. Now it's all fixed up, with new plumbing and electricity, and everything has been done according to code.

Since we were on a budget, many of the building materials were recycled. We used second-hand roofing iron and salvaged windows and doors obtained from our local Resource Recovery Park, (i.e., the dump). Our contractors donated lumber and light fixtures, as well as other surplus materials. The interior wall lining is made from MDF that came from cheese crates. The ladder to Levi's room is an old ship's ladder, scavenged from the Dunedin steam dredge. The resulting house is really quite cool, and very bohemian, if a bit tight.

After the cottage was done, we walled off a section of our utility shed, and built a workshop. Above the workshop is a second-floor storage area. This gives us enough space to run our business, and store everything that doesn't fit in our house.

We also designed and built cattle-yards to help us manage our farm animals. There are many things about our new lifestyle that require us to deal with animals safely, and this has come in handy many times so far. This was a big investment, but we use it every day now.

When we bought the land, the owner also sold us a small herd of cattle. We started with seven, traded one, killed two for beef, and sold four. This leaves us with four, which in the spring will become eight. Funny how that happens.

One of the cows is a sweet little Jersey named Bessie. At first, she wouldn't allow anyone to come closer than about twenty feet; but gradually, day by day, we became friends. It's hard to befriend a beast that outweighs you by four hundred pounds. Anyone watching would have thought we were nuts, sitting amongst the cows, pretending to be a cow, mooing, singing to them, getting down on all fours, touching noses with them. Now, Bessie follows Zim into the milking shed and allows him to stroke her and pet her while she eats her breakfast of barley and peastraw. They have established a trust relationship. In the spring, after she has her calf, we will start milking her.

We also have five sheep, two horses, two cats, and breeding pairs of turkeys and geese. Most of these will eventually be food, except for the cats and the horses. The horses are our most extravagent pets, and they are definitely worth it. Luka is a yearling filly, full of energy. Tinna is an old mare, on loan to us so that Luka will have a companion. They make an odd couple, like a rowdy teenager living with her great-grandmother.

Luka and Tinna are of a breed called Icelandic horses. This breed is unique. Originally, all horses were bred to be good-natured and easy to ride. Then, in the middle-ages, Europe went to war, and horses were bred for speed, strength, and aggression. Only in Iceland did the original breed survive. In fact, if any Icelandic horse was bad-tempered, it got eaten.

Levi feeds the birds a scoop of wheat every morning, and they have learned to respond to him as a caregiver. We plan to get a border collie to help muster the sheep, and then Levi will have to be a caregiver to him as well.

This year, we had a veggie garden. It was a bigger garden than we had ever had before, but there was too much happening (including a month-long trip to the States right in the middle of summer) so we couldn't take care of it properly. Even so, we reaped huge amounts of broccoli, tomatoes, cabbage, silverbeet, onion, corn, potatoes, green beans, sugar beet, celery, and squash. We still have heaps of stuff growing, well into winter.

Next year, we will have an even bigger veggie garden. Our neighbor plows competitively, and he offered to plow up a new garden patch for us. Plowing is best done all at once, so you really don't want to plow too little. We had him plow an area about twenty meters wide by about sixty meters long. This is about 12,000 square feet! It's frightening to think about.

For such a garden, you need a tractor. We bought a small one at an auction, complete with a front-end bucket and a rotary hoe attachment. It's really a serious farm tool, but Zim makes it look like a toy. It's been indispensable on many occasions. Five years ago, who would have thought that we would ever own a tractor?

In fact, here's a list of things that we catch ourselves saying that cause us to shake our heads.

"I've got to go fix the fence."
"I love this tractor."
"We need the rain."
"Time to go muck out the stall."
"I'm takin' the truck to town. Need anything from the farm supply store?"

All in all, we are doing really well. There have been a few problems, but nothing we couldn't handle. We enjoy our lives. We live in a humble but pleasant house, we have plenty to eat, and we enjoy our daily chores. This is a very low-stress way to live. We still have a steady income from our business, but we don't have to earn so much to make ends meet.

And to think, less than two years ago, we were alone at the airport, with no car, nowhere to go, with only our backpacks, and not a clue what was going to happen. Life is an adventure. Grab hold and don't let go.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Okay, y'all: it's been a long time since the last post, and you're right to complain. We apologize, but we've been busy. Blog entries with lots of pictures take a lot of time to compose, and frankly, we don't have much energy left at the end of the day. This post will be quick and dirty, because there are a lot of things that need updating.

Firstly, and most important to us, and to you, and to the planet at large, (as the planet is indeed large), is the fact that Barack Obama has just won the presidency. This is big news, nay, huge news, gigantic news, even here. While we were watching his acceptance speech, neighbors were lighting fireworks in celebration. If this is the spirit in New Zealand, we can't imagine what it must be like in the States.

Here's a confession. This is the first time that Gail and I have felt wistful to be back in the United States. Just now. Just to feel the joy, the elation, of our friends and neighbors and family, to feel that the dark times are over. (Apologies to our gentle readers who are Bush fans. But seriously, get used to it, you're practically alone.)

It wasn't much of a race, though. From afar, it seemed to us that McCain didn't really want it. Sure, he followed through with the campaign, because he had backers that needed to be appeased, and financing that needed to be spent. Seriously, though, everything he did seemed lackluster. It's no wonder: the economy is in the toilet, and everyone agrees that there are systemic, national problems that will cause widespread suffering for years to come. Who would want to be president at a time like this?

It is possible that the Neoconservatives recognized that this was not the year to make funny putty out of the election process, as they did in 2000 and 2004. The populace was paying attention, and that makes it hard to play tricks. That, combined with the current president's unpopularity, and the obvious fact that the next president has a very difficult road ahead of him, suggests that they may have simply let this one go. Keep in mind that they still control the voting machines and the corporations that produce the polls, so the outcome can be manipulated as they desire. Watch out in 2012: they'll be back.

But that's too pessimistic for the mood tonight! Good for you, America, for turning out in droves to elect Barack Obama! Good for you, for sending the world reassurance that the United States of America can be respected as a democracy!

Are the dark times really over? God, we hope so. However, as Mr. Obama said tonight, this election was not the change that was needed; it merely ensures the opportunity for change to occur in the future. Only time will tell what will happen, but this is a step in the right direction.


How does this affect us? Are we coming back to the United States, now that the Big Bad Ugly is gone? Sorry to disappoint, but no. We are happy here.

Several things of note (besides the election) have happened in our world in the past week. Our car turned 100,000 km. Kayla turned 20. We received our indefinite Returning Resident Visas, which entitles us to live in New Zealand forever, to come and go as we wish. And -- here's the kicker -- we bought 20 acres of land.

Our new land is very beautiful. Half of it is a rolling hillside, facing the hot sun, just perfect for building our Earthship, growing fruit and grapes and olives. The other half is a wild ravine, with tall, moist grass, shaded by trees and a 45-foot-tall limestone outcropping. The land has views over the surrounding countryside; and, at the top, we can even see the ocean.

With the property, we inherited seven heads of cattle, one of which fed us our dinner tonight. There is also a three-room, ramshackle old hut, which we plan to fix up and use as an office, or maybe as temporary living space while we build our house. This is a glorious adventure, and we are very excited to explore the possibilities.

Pictures will be forthcoming. Please be patient.

In other news, the business continues to grow well, and we always have a backlog of things to do. We are producing environmental instrumentation using the SDI-12 interface, used all over the world. Zim is now working on an ultraviolet dosimeter, which is worn as a button that measures and logs a person's UV exposure.

We have become active participants in the Transition Town movement, which is an international program that helps participating towns and cities abandon the model of a growth economy. The town undergoes a "transition," embracing a new economic model which allows the town to remain prosperous, while reducing its dependency on energy, and simultaneously bolstering its resilience to economic hardship and climate change.

Our lives are full, but we miss our families and friends!

We will be visiting the United States over the Christmas holidays, spending time in Colorado, New Mexico, and California. (We only visit Blue States.) We arrive on December 11, and leave again on January 10. This might be our last trip to the States for a while. Most of our time is set aside for social visits, so please let us know if you would like to get together, and we'll make time for you.

Congratulations, Earth, for a new day dawning!

Peace,
--Zim, Gail, Kayla, and Levi

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Alf's Imperial Army saves Oamaru and the Earth

Thanks to all who wrote with their concern; we are all okay. No one in our family was hurt in the battle, although we personally witnessed the now infamous, interstellar conflict that raged on the shores of Oamaru's Friendly Bay. Luckily, I had my camera with me.

When the Martians first arrived, no one suspected that they intended to hurt anyone, although their rather tiresome chanting of "Red planet good, blue planet bad," and "We come in peace, prepare to die!" made some people a tad bit uneasy. Nevertheless, there was hope throughout town that they had truly come in peace and the locals would be able to trade "good Otago lard." It wasn't until the Martians called a meeting with our town's military battalion, Alf's Imperial Army, that their true intentions were made clear.

Shortly after Colonel Catford first approached the leader of the Martians, an argument broke out. It wasn't clear from where I was standing who threw the first insult, but soon the Colonel's short temper was inflamed, and he called for an air strike.


The Martians repelled the attack by using ingenious weaponry, never before seen on this planet: a thin membrane in the form of a spheroid, containing within it a liquid of unspeakable wetness.


Alf's Imperial Army responded in kind, using flour bombs that seemed to counteract the effects of the Martian weapons. Still the onslaught continued.

Soon, the most disgusting weapon ever devised by man was summoned to the battlefront: Horrible Horace the Spaghetti Cannon.

Sensing that they needed reinforcements, Colonel Catford called in the reinforced cardboard reinforcements, and also the Wizard of New Zealand and a small yellow cavalry pony named Binky. A band of pirates joined in the fray.
The Wizard blessed the Army, and issued a curse on the scangey mongrels of mayhem, the Martians.

The courage and stamina of our fearless troops cannot be described.


In the face of such carnage, Alf's Imperial Army gathered the strength to perform the dreaded "Riverdance charge," which unleashed such chaos that the battle seemed surely won.


It probably would have ended there, had it not been three o'clock, time for tea. The officers called for a ten-minute break.
After tea and biscuits, the Martians demanded that the Earthlings bring forth their "champion," to fight the most fearsome, viscious, and cruel-hearted Martian warrior. When our brave champion pulled out the Secret Weapon (notice the fluffy slipper in his right hand,) an intensive bottom-paddling session ensued, until both champions fell to the ground, dead.


This enraged the Martians! They drew their death-ray guns, and the ensuing fight was ridiculously violent.



Before long, all three leaders of the Martians were on the ground. Alf's Imperial Army had prevailed, and the Earth was saved!





"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
--King Arthur, 1975

"I don't know if we should live in this town. It is a silly place."
--Gail, 12/31/2007